幽默牛语 #NZEnglish
牛国🇳🇿前首相，Muldoon爵爷治下，也要面对🇳🇿老百姓前往澳国🇦🇺寻求更好发展的问题。爵爷整出个牛逼的段子，叫 "(Their departure) raised the IQ of both countries"。
澳大利亚人应该也觉得这笑话说的不赖，否则不会写进国会文件(https://www.aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/Senate/Publications_and_resources/Papers_and_research/Papers_on_Parliament_and_other_resources/Papers_on_Parliament/69/The_Anzac_Connection_Trans_Tasman_Ties_in_the_Century_since_Beersheba)里。反正Aussie们应该没觉得被这玩笑真正侮辱到智商。
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"The name-flip has commenced with some urgency, with new transport minister Simeon Brown instructing Waka Kotahi staff to restore the beloved initialism NZTA. How far the broader shift will go is anyone’s guess, but – voilà! – here’s a guide to help you navigate these brave new Anglicised [s]motu[/s] islands."
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https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/06-12-2023/what-is-nzta-a-users-guide-to-the-new-english-names
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