One of the greatest Christmas songs that nobody has heard of
https://youtu.be/JCkPU3W3hE0

Also works for Thanksgiving for those who have #TurkeyDay earlier in the year. Though the setting is proper British.

Think #WarOfTheWorld but with Turkeys 🤣

Secretly popular opinion:
Roast Turkey is massively overrated, it's everything that the infinitely tastier roast chicken and roast game aren't.

#Turkey #Festive #TurkeyWar #Christmas #Revenge #Comedy #Whimsy #Funny #Danger #Silly #MurderTurkeys