NicdMovie: Bad guy's safe requires a 6 digit code.
Me: Ok.
Movie: The code is on his phone and changes every 30 seconds.
Me: Ah so TOTP?
Movie: He also has a backup key fob that generates the same code.
Me: Cool, hardware TOTP. You know it's nice to see real tech in a movie for a chang-
Movie: The codes must be coming from the safe maker's servers!
Me: wat
Movie: To hack the server I'll need to get to the electrical room and flip the main breaker!
Me: *flips table*
jpArctic Blast (2010): When your disaster movie thinks an eclipse rips open the ozone layer and the mesosphere leaks out like a broken freezer.
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A spy movie for people who think glass cubes = plot. Canary Black wants to be Mission: Impossible, but the file-in-a-tooth logic is Cold War cosplay.
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Stylish but Toothless: Canary Black and the Futile Cool of Modern Spy Thrillers
Could Canary Black’s title be an allusion to — or even an update of — The Maltese Falcon? They both refer to mysterious, symbolic birds, but where The Maltese Falcon centers on a priceless artifact…
The Book of Henry is what happens when a child genius is written by adults who think they’re smarter than they are. It treats cancer like a plot point, child abuse like a side quest, and vigilante murder like emotional closure. Henry may be dying, but the movie itself is already brain-dead.
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Philip C JamesThe secret underground chamber is protected by a reinforced door kept closed by two massive bolts, each operated remotely.
When the bolts are locked, two high-intensity LEDs glow red.
When the bolts are retracted and the door may be opened, the LEDs glow green.
Why?
If the alarm condition occurs when the bolts are unlocked, surely that should be flagged with the red LEDs, and the safe state, when the bolts are closed, should be flagged by two green LEDs?
MattThat bit at the end of The Day After Tomorrow when father/son are reunited...
If I'm in that room too I'd be all: bish, close the fucking door... We've got possible toes or fingers missing from the cold and you pricks can't close a door to the extreme cold?!
Kellic Tiger 
Movies where aliens come to our planet to steal our resources are dumb. Especially ones where they are here for our water. I get it....fiction. But hydrogen is the most abundant element in the universe. Oxygen is right up there. And any civilization who has the ability to do the equivalent of a interstellar long haul truck and can move "stuff" out of a gravity well has energy to burn.....my point being coming to our planet is dumb when making your own or harvesting from outside a gravity well is smart. #Movies #MovieLogic
Yasoo MorimotoCharacter gets shot and almost dies in the hospital, blood everywhere on their face.
Wakes up with perfect make up, lipstick and hair #movielogic
The Book of KelsAll commercial HVAC includes vents big enough to hold a full-size adult, and be solid enough to handle the weight of them and all their gear.