Found On Shelf PodcastMay 8

Important podcast question:

WHY 👏 DOES 👏 EVERY 👏 GUN 👏 HAVE 👏 INFINITE 👏 AMMO 👏

except the ONE gun that matters???

We break it down in The Skidooch episode
#MovieLogic #DeepRising #FilmTwitter

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3ZYVL5uXlTyNRT59xX8CRU?si=XnqaTkuORmu5xbihp2Xb6Q

The Skidooch - DEEP RISING w/ Cammy

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NicdDec 18

Movie: Bad guy's safe requires a 6 digit code.
Me: Ok.
Movie: The code is on his phone and changes every 30 seconds.
Me: Ah so TOTP?
Movie: He also has a backup key fob that generates the same code.
Me: Cool, hardware TOTP. You know it's nice to see real tech in a movie for a chang-
Movie: The codes must be coming from the safe maker's servers!
Me: wat
Movie: To hack the server I'll need to get to the electrical room and flip the main breaker!
Me: *flips table*

#MovieLogic #movies

jpAug 21, 2025
Arctic Blast (2010): When your disaster movie thinks an eclipse rips open the ozone layer and the mesosphere leaks out like a broken freezer.
#ArcticBlast #DisasterMovies #BadScience #AtmosphereFail #MovieLogic #CultCinema #SoBadItsGood #GeographyWho #Ignorosphere
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2025/08/21/arctic-blast-and-the-plothole-in-the-ozone-layer/
Arctic Blast and the Plothole in the Ozone Layer

A very minor character in Arctic Blast (2010) thinks meteorologists study meteors. The guy is supposed to be a dunce, but the filmmakers aren’t that much smarter. They may be technically correct th…

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jpJul 10, 2025
A spy movie for people who think glass cubes = plot. Canary Black wants to be Mission: Impossible, but the file-in-a-tooth logic is Cold War cosplay.
#CanaryBlack #FilmCriticism #SpyFiction #TechThriller #KateBeckinsale #ColdWarVibes #MovieLogic
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2025/07/10/stylish-but-toothless-canary-black-and-the-futile-cool-of-modern-spy-thrillers/
Stylish but Toothless: Canary Black and the Futile Cool of Modern Spy Thrillers

Could Canary Black’s title be an allusion to — or even an update of — The Maltese Falcon? They both refer to mysterious, symbolic birds, but where The Maltese Falcon centers on a priceless artifact…

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jpJul 9, 2025
The Book of Henry is what happens when a child genius is written by adults who think they’re smarter than they are. It treats cancer like a plot point, child abuse like a side quest, and vigilante murder like emotional closure. Henry may be dying, but the movie itself is already brain-dead.
#FilmCriticism #TheBookOfHenry #MovieLogic #BadMovies #ColinTrevorrow #NaomiWatts #DarkFamilyDrama #Satire #FilmEssay #GiftedEducation
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2025/07/09/dexter-morgans-laboratory-on-the-book-of-henry/
Dexter Morgan’s Laboratory: On The Book of Henry

The Book of Henry (2017) is best described as ‘Dexter Morgan’s Laboratory’ with a twist of Breaking Bad. The title character is a boy-genius with a terminal brain tumor that’s supposed to distract …

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Philip C JamesMar 21, 2025

The secret underground chamber is protected by a reinforced door kept closed by two massive bolts, each operated remotely.

When the bolts are locked, two high-intensity LEDs glow red.

When the bolts are retracted and the door may be opened, the LEDs glow green.

Why?

If the alarm condition occurs when the bolts are unlocked, surely that should be flagged with the red LEDs, and the safe state, when the bolts are closed, should be flagged by two green LEDs?

#MovieLogic #JurassicWorldDominion

MattSep 9, 2024

That bit at the end of The Day After Tomorrow when father/son are reunited...

If I'm in that room too I'd be all: bish, close the fucking door... We've got possible toes or fingers missing from the cold and you pricks can't close a door to the extreme cold?!

#MovieLogic

Kellic Tiger Aug 31, 2024
Movies where aliens come to our planet to steal our resources are dumb. Especially ones where they are here for our water. I get it....fiction. But hydrogen is the most abundant element in the universe. Oxygen is right up there. And any civilization who has the ability to do the equivalent of a interstellar long haul truck and can move "stuff" out of a gravity well has energy to burn.....my point being coming to our planet is dumb when making your own or harvesting from outside a gravity well is smart. #Movies #MovieLogic
Yasoo MorimotoJan 29, 2023

Character gets shot and almost dies in the hospital, blood everywhere on their face.

Wakes up with perfect make up, lipstick and hair #movielogic

The Book of KelsJan 31, 2019

All commercial HVAC includes vents big enough to hold a full-size adult, and be solid enough to handle the weight of them and all their gear.

#movielogic #gamelogic