Carburetors are tuned using voodoo and other supernatural means, I'm sure! Bloody things 😠

#MotorcycleProblems

*Me on the phone to a "Man and Van" company*
Me: "Hello, I'd like to have 2 motorcycles transported 7 miles!"
Them: "Certainly. That will me ÂŁ169. For each bike"

As you can guess, they didn't get a sale out of this one. Why is it so hard to hire a frikkin' VAN these days?! I need it for less than 2 hours!
#Capitalism #MotorcycleProblems #Ranting

Today I managed to change the oil and filter on my 'Bike without major issues! Then, first ride after, and the clutch cable is failing. At least I can change a cable, I think... đŸ€”#MotorcycleProblems
Ah, a slightly more realistic quote. ÂŁ490 FULL COMP!! How can there be that big a difference?! #MotorInsurance #MotorcycleProblems