Apple announces its quarterly financial carnival featuring record-breaking feats of iPhone capitalism, while services revenue continues to ascend like an overcaffeinated monkey 🐒. Meanwhile, the rest of us are left to wonder if #Apple will release a new product line called "MoneyPrinter Pro Max" 🤑.
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/04/apple-reports-second-quarter-results/ #Financials #iPhoneRevenue #ServicesGrowth #TechHumor #MoneyPrinterProMax #HackerNews #ngated