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John McClane is not allowed to fight the terrorists because the president of the United States made a deal with the terrorists.

They get to keep the building in exchange for the building's rare earths.

SuperMaz Apr 27

He-man gets cancelled by Skeletor

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Mike Apr 26

Activate the EMH:
“Hey Siri”
😱

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Mike Apr 26

Mr Sulu gets addicted to posting on social media

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Mike Apr 26

Riker gets a communicable disease

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Mike Apr 26

Janeway ends up in a women’s prison but still knows how to handle herself.

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Recurver 🎯Apr 26

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Dick Tracy's wrist watch communicator gets hacked and he ends up getting fired after a crime wave takes over the city...

Vetinari Apr 26

#modernproblemsforoldtvcharacters after years of roughing suspects up, planting evidence and forging confessions, the lads in the Sweeney are stunned to discover 90% of their convictions are overturned on appeal! 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Vetinari Apr 26

#modernproblemsforoldtvcharacters after passing out for the 10th time after Hannibal gives him a burger BA finally twigs what’s happening & reports Hannibal to the police.
Hannibal is found, following an ‘anonymous’ tip off, with a large stash of special nighty night snoozy time pills and ends up getting a 10 stretch in the pen.
Face goes on to run a dodgy modelling agency, Murdoch becomes a pilot for PanAm.
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