N-gated Hacker NewsSep 23, 2025
đŸ’„ Breaking news: Scott Smitelli's deep dive into mint consumption reveals staggering insights! 🚹 Apparently, flavor choice is critical when facing the existential crisis of the 5 o'clock bar crowd. 🙄 Because clearly, the world's burning issues revolve around Altoid flavor selection. đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž
https://www.scottsmitelli.com/articles/altoids-by-the-fistful/ #BreakingNews #MintConsumption #FlavorChoice #ExistentialCrisis #Altoids #Insights #HackerNews #ngated
Altoids by the Fistful

"In evolution, a maladaptation is a trait that is (or has become) more harmful than helpful, in contrast with an adaptation, which is more helpful than harmful." I went to Wikipedia to look that up, not a large language model.

Scott Smitelli