Mastodawn

Now I understand how televangelists get tempted and fall into the "Give me all your money, or else God'll getcha" trap.

I just want to serve, in moderate luxury, with a comfortable salary. On my own terms.

Everyone who wants to join #MyCult please check out my other account: @BrokenPath

Not that it's a cult within a cult ... 👀 ... I just thought you just might enjoy my #MinistryOfShitposting as it evolves ... 😇 ...