jfc 'foolproof' needs a GD rude hyphn!

Edit: After this whole #Meta thing today.... Fool๐Ÿ‘‰ Proof #DisasterPR #MetaPR

This #NewHire at #MetaHQ is kinda fowl mouthed a bit. ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿฆ†โšฝ

#FiredAtMeta #OpenToWork๐Ÿฆ† #SaltyMouthedPR

๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿคณ Qua(k)lifications:

1 Total #PR Quack.
ยฒ Worked for ยฝ day at #MetaPR on the day #Martanic'd ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšข
ยณ Quacks People Up With Messaging ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿฆ†
โด ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿคณ #DisasterPR experience includes: previously for Iraq War, Worked for #MetaPR on #SuperTuesday, allegedly
โต Good at ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿคณ #selfies ๐Ÿ˜—
โถ Decades of #PR experience

#GetFediHired

Nothing can stop #PRDuck ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿฆ†

#OathKept ๐Ÿ”Œ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿฆ†

#MetaPR #DisasterPRDuck #MetaNewHire ๐Ÿฆ†

Fowl posting from #PRDuck๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿฆ†

Light! The! Gas!

Light! The! Gas!

#MetaPR #DisasterPR #MetaHiringEvent #PR

" Everything is fine at #Meta ! Get back to #deleting your #Facebook and #Instagram & #Oculus was already deleted by us at #Meta yesterday. "

- #MetaPR #NewHire #DisasterPR guy

Know to have said :

' The #Americans are on the run! '

#Facebook is back! ๐Ÿ˜น

The Americans are on the RUN! ๐Ÿ˜นโ˜‘๏ธ

#DisasterPR #Meta is #NotDown! โ˜‘๏ธ

#NewHire at #MetaPR โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ