This #NewHire at #MetaHQ is kinda fowl mouthed a bit. 😗🤳🦆⚽

#FiredAtMeta #OpenToWork🦆 #SaltyMouthedPR

🦆🤳 Qua(k)lifications:

1 Total #PR Quack.
² Worked for ½ day at #MetaPR on the day #Martanic'd 🏔️💥🚢
³ Quacks People Up With Messaging 😗🤳🦆
⁴ 🦆🤳 #DisasterPR experience includes: previously for Iraq War, Worked for #MetaPR on #SuperTuesday, allegedly
⁵ Good at 🦆🤳 #selfies 😗
⁶ Decades of #PR experience

#GetFediHired