RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116611986176290714
"Professor Gadget, what wonders do you have in store for me today?"
"Look at this match box. You open it, like so, and a mouse comes out. Very handy when you want to scare unsuspecting victims."
"Devilish!"
"And here I have a mousetrap. You open it, like so, and a match comes out. Quite useful if you want to set yourself on fire."
"I'll say!"









