I wrote a special poem about dear old Diaper Don

Alas

Ill-fitted-suit wearing con man

Mantains life

Behold

Egotistical maniac

Tormented by pop stars

Tantrum-throwing manchild

Eager to destroy democracy

Reticent to accept his own folly

#acrostic #diaperdon #poetry #poetsofmastodon #donaldtrumpisamanbaby #weirdo #magaisweird

A functioning democracy?

Best I can do is a wannabe dictator with severe dementia.

Oh yeah, and "I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!" says the old, creepy guy.
😂

#CreepyMAGA #MAGAisWeird #PawnStars #trump #TaylorSwift #Nevada #USPol

MAGA Republicans losing their fucking mind, saying Democrats aren't playing fair.

Lookie here, you Trump-dick-sucking baffoons: You brought it upon yourself.

You overturned Roe v Wade.

You basically gave the middle finger to American women and told them to shut up and have babies.

You endorsed an insurrectionist rapist who can't keep his dumbass self from saying ludicrous shit.

Might I say, Donald Trump picked the perfect vice-president because JD Vance is the very embodiment of cringeworthy misogynist chud that your voting base is full of.

You basically shook the beehive and you're angry that you're getting stung. You are the Leopards-Eating-My-Face party getting decimated by face-eating leopards.

I'm going to give you the same speech that you like to give to women when talking about matters of sexual assault and anti-choice policies:

You were asking for it.

#magaiscollapsing #weird #magaisweird #trumpissoweird #womensrights #thereckoning #maga #donaldtrump