My camera shoots fascistsHow could anyone not fall in love with that face?
I think I'm going to write a magical realist short story about a man who falls in love and marries a lizard. I haven't figured out how it ends yet, though 😂
TBH I won't know the actual sex of these lizards until spring, when mating season comes around and they change colors. If it turns out I have a crush on a boy lizard, does that make me gay?