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So, ridiculous #lifemilestone.

Forever, I’ve thought “I really shouldn’t throw away these overripe bananas, I should make banana bread, it’s supposed to be easy.” Ok, finally: there’s banana bread in the oven.

Take that! I’m a grownup!

Time to go check the duck prosciutto thats been drying in the wine cellar. And turn the curing pancetta.

Ha!