So the #CrookedCrapweasel reckons his none-existent reputation has been hurt by a programme that wasn’t screened in the US over a year ago & the #MangoMussolini has … *checks notes* … enlisted #LettuceLizzy in his fight.

😂😂😂

I see that the shameless #KamiKwasi is saying Fishi Ballsack should bring the #AlbinoBinGibbon back into government.

Completely forgetting the very reason he was in a position to destroy the economy with #LettuceLizzy’s #TuftonStreet multi-megaton bomb in the first place.

#LettuceLizzy preparing to go onto the stage for the “We’re dead popular honest, so stop lobbing bricks at us!” event in London today.

Lord Cameron of Greensill says Sunak has a “big brain”.

He’s talking about a man who’s couldn’t use a debit card, admitted diverting funding from deprived areas, brought #LeakySue back into government (and let go on manoeuvres), flip-flopped on COP, hid his wife would benefit from a budget measure, partially axed HS2 to fix potholes in North London, held a US Green card & was beaten by beef-witted simpleton #LettuceLizzy

I see the Prime Miniature has approved #LettuceLizzy handing out gongs to her mates.

At a rate of one for every four and a half days of her disastrous time in number 10.

Still, as far as I know, she didn’t hand her own daughter a peerage.

Having been, unaccountably been left off Caesar Arsegustus’s honours list the “lingering member for Mid-Bedfordshire” asks if she can be added to #LettuceLizzy’s (entirely undeserved) list.
Reminder: If #HiRiskAnus accepts Johnson’s rewarding of crooks & cronies (including his own father), as he reportedly will, he’ll also have to accept #LettuceLizzy’s list of crooks & cronies because he’ll be setting a precedent that honours from former Pms who resigned in disgrace are never blocked.