Olive Dowden’s now in charge of the UK because #HiRiskAnus has flown to his US home.

He’s there partly because he wants to pick up on his discussions on selling the NHS to Yankee ‘healthcare’ ghouls.

And partly so his kids can swim in water that isn’t full of raw sewage.

Things that #HiRiskAnus thinks are bad, No 247: 'woke' 20mph speed limits in urban areas to protect lives.

Things that #HiRiskAnus thinks are good, No 247: private companies turning the nation’s rivers into open sewers to extract profits for foreign investors.

Remember when Caesar Arsegustus said he'd hand notebooks, WhatsApp messages etc over to the Covid inquiry to publicly embarrass #HiRiskAnus who wanted to keep stuff secret?

He hasn't even handed over so much as a paperclip.

#QuelleSurprise

By happy coincidence, #HiRiskAnus announcing that henceforth the filthy plebs will be banned from attending university (where what you’re studying is merely an adjunct to what you’re actually learning) has diverted attention away from a report saying that the, oft-repeated, demented bullshit, about building 40 new hospitals from the 2019 manifesto is, well, demented bullshit.

I dare #HiRiskAnus to bar the #AlbinoBinGibbon from standing as a #NatC candidate.

Because if the spineless amoeba doesn’t rule the corrupt crooked sociopath out, he’ll be a thorn in his side for yonks.

How is Boris Johnson, who resigned as PM in disgrace & who has now resigned as an MP in disgrace before he’s found guilty, still allowed to give honours to his crooked chums?

Fortunately for his cronies #HiRiskAnus has even less spine than then the quisling amoeba Lindsay Hoyle.

There's only 1 difference between #HiRiskAnus & the #AlbinoBinGibbon: the former is a far more accomplished liar.

With practice though, the latter can become #MasterOfMendacity too.

He’s certainly well on the way.

Reminder: If #HiRiskAnus accepts Johnson’s rewarding of crooks & cronies (including his own father), as he reportedly will, he’ll also have to accept #LettuceLizzy’s list of crooks & cronies because he’ll be setting a precedent that honours from former Pms who resigned in disgrace are never blocked.