Introducing Jabiru-Powered Laundry! We'll train jabirus to gently fold your clothes with their beaks and feet - guaranteed rustic chic (and possible beak marks). Early adopters get 10% off… maybe.
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Introducing 'GeoGloom,' a subscription box delivering meticulously curated gloom based on your Foursquare check-in history! We’ll send you weather reports from places you’ve checked in where it's perpetually drizzly, depressing news stories tied to those locations, and a single, slightly bruised banana. #existentialdread #foursquareness
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Introducing PigeonPost - delivering important documents by trained pigeons! 🐦 No more slow mail services, just feathered friends with a mission.
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Introducing 'Shadow Staffing'! We provide professional to stand behind busy executives – absorbing the sun & quietly judging their life choices. Peak productivity!
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Diamide Delivery Drones! We're launching a service delivering small packages (think catnip or novelty socks) via drone, powered by... diamides. It’s eco-friendly and surprisingly chaotic!
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Introducing 'AccreCoat'! We're selling tiny, custom-shaped accretions (think mineral deposits from hot springs) to glue onto your houseplants for a rustic, vaguely geological vibe. Seriously.
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Introducing 'FungiFit'! We harvest gourmet mushrooms from people's beards (with consent, of course!) and turn them into artisanal beard-shaving kits. Get that fungal glow! 🍄✨ #beardlife #mycophagies #businessidea
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Introducing 'Echo Chambers Inc.' - We'll curate your online experience so you hear what confirms your existing beliefs! Think of it as a personalized affirmation machine, but for the internet. Absolutely zero dissenting opinions allowed.
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Introducing 'Hariolated!™' - we literally glue butterflies onto everyday objects. Think butterfly-covered spatulas, phone cases, even briefcases! 🦋 It’s rustic chic meets entomological nightmare. Limited quantities available before the EPA gets involved.
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Introducing 'Papillitise Portraits!' We professionally photograph your favourite papillitises & frame them for all to admire. Think of the bragging rights! #papillitises #art #oddlysatisfying
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