I automated my home, because i am exceedingly lazy. Do NOT ask how many hacker-years went into saving those seconds, I know, I know. Anyway, now I can tell if the tumble dryer has finished without having to leave my armchair. I can check the letterbox from in bed, or monitor that cake in the oven from the pool. If only I could automate doing the washing before I run out of clean underwear. Well, I installed the Temporal Appliance Control add-on; problem solved. As long as you don’t mess up the YAML and send your smalls to the Pliocene. #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #KiltDay