An increasing number of adverts on TV finish with the warning "Keep away from children" and we almost always reply "We always do" whenever we hear it.

#TV #KeepAwayFromChildren

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHittingThingsWithHammersNotNews... #NotNearly24... #WellInExcessOf24...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has got us some #NewToyJoy to #Complement our usual #HittingThingsWithHammers... I #Think we might need #BiggerHammers... #Soon... #Soonishℒ️...

The #Packaging recommends that we #KeepAwayFromChildren, which is #JustFine...

#OtherPeoplesChildren are #Arseholes...

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