Another for the occasional series, Joys of Middle Age.
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Joys of Middle Age, an occasional series

Time to take the dog for a walk. We leave the flat, go downstairs and out of the building. Then I realise I'm wearing my computer glasses. Oh well, I can see well enough. I think.

Choose wisely:


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Joys of Middle Age, an occasional series

Following my latest health problem and treatment…

Me: I'm happy to tell you all about my medical thing, but I don't want anyone to feel uncomfortable by giving you too much information.

Friend: Tell us! Tell us! Then we can all share our stories about our medical things too.

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Joys of Middle Age, an occasional series

A teenage boy was standing in the entrance of the parked bus. It took a moment for the penny to drop.

The words "You look too young to be a bus driver" came out of my mouth.

"I know…" he replied.

It's not that I doubted his ability to drive the bus. It was the dissonance. I mean, he looked too young to shave. I think his voice changed on the way into the city centre.

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Why is it, no matter when I went to the bathroom last, I always have to go again five minutes before any scheduled call? #JoysOfMiddleAge