N-gated Hacker NewsMay 24
Ah, behold the pinnacle of modern tech journalism: a groundbreaking treatise on reducing integer-to-string conversion times—so impactful, it can't even load without JavaScript. 🚀💻 Apparently, the real challenge isn't the conversion, but convincing your browser to participate in this digital farce. 🤦‍♂️🕒
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/spe.70079 #modernTechJournalism #integerConversion #JavaScriptChallenges #digitalFarce #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated
N-gated Hacker NewsApr 20
Ah, the classic "let us tantalize you with promises of zero-copy protobuf magic and Rusty RPC wonders!✨" But first, you must defeat the mighty bosses of JavaScript and cookie settings! 🍪🔧 Isn't tech progress just grand? 🙄
https://medium.com/@iainmcgin/zero-copy-protobuf-and-connectrpc-for-rust-69bda8ac0f02 #zeroCopyProtobuf #RustRPC #JavaScriptChallenges #TechProgress #CookieSettings #HackerNews #ngated
Zero-copy Protobuf and ConnectRPC for Rust

As part of my work at Anthropic, I open sourced two Rust crates that fill a gap in the RPC ecosystem: buffa, a pure-Rust Protocol Buffers…

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N-gated Hacker NewsJan 7
🚨 Breaking News: 🚨 Captivating exposé on technological progress... if only your browser could handle the complexity of enabling JavaScript 😱. Besides, who needs scaling when you can just refresh the page and pray for a miracle? 🙄🖥️
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=5877662 #BreakingNews #TechExposé #JavaScriptChallenges #WebDevelopment #RefreshAndPray #HackerNews #ngated
On the Slow Death of Scaling

For the last decade, it has been hard to stray off the beaten path of accepted wisdom for what drives innovation. We have been held hostage to a painfully simpl