Do I have to pee again? Didn't I just go? 🚽🧻

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If I switched to Windows, I could always use computer crashes as an excuse for everything, and no one would ever question that!

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Hey Diddle Diddle, Is the moon made of cheese because of all those cows jumping over the moon? Maybe they are dribbling milk as they jump and it turns into cheese.

Do we have any cheese. I would like some cheese. Cheeeeseee Pleeeze

Later that same day,
"Oh, Toilet bowl, my precious who is always there, so cool to my face, why did I eat a block of cheese?"

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P = ρgh

ρ = density of water in kg/m3 (seawater ρ = 1026 kg/m3)
g = gravitational force, 9.81 m/s2
h = depth in m
et voila, P is the water pressure at depth h. Wait, is that in Pascals or N/m2 ?
I need another drink.

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I drink therefore I am…drinking, I’m thinking

Putting Day Cart before Night Horse 🐎

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Whoa… That’s deep.

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I bet advanced alien civilizations know we exist but never visit because we’re “That planet where warring apes evolved instead of chill salamanders”

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Wait, wait, wait a second. There's SNOBOL for Windows?

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He drank a whole bottle of Fireball. That does impressum me much.

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Ray of Light? Is he related to Gordon of Lightfoot?

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