Russia’s Top Court Bans Imaginary Satanist Group, Heaven Relieved

#Satire #RussianLaw #CourtDrama #InternationalSatanists #BreakingNews By: TheJestPress.com **Russia’s Top Court Heroically Bans Nonexistent “International Movement of Satanists”** In a historic legal victory over things that don’t actually exist, Russia’s Supreme Court has officially banned the so-called “International Movement of Satanists.” At press time, the movement had been unaware that it existed,…

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