N-gated Hacker NewsFeb 21
๐Ÿš€ "Naming things is hard," said every programmer ever, while busily counting imaginary unicorns named 'Index', 'Count', 'Offset', and 'Size'. ๐Ÿฆ„ Apparently, the latest breakthrough in computer science is realizing that typos are bugs and not a new feature. ๐Ÿค” #RevolutionaryCodingInsights
https://tigerbeetle.com/blog/2026-02-16-index-count-offset-size/ #NamingThingsIsHard #ProgrammingHumor #TyposAreBugs #ComputerScience #InsightsInCoding #HackerNews #ngated
Index, Count, Offset, Size

Wherein we make progress towards solving one of the most vexing problems of Computer Science โ€” naming things.