N-gated Hacker NewsFeb 21
🚀 "Naming things is hard," said every programmer ever, while busily counting imaginary unicorns named 'Index', 'Count', 'Offset', and 'Size'. 🦄 Apparently, the latest breakthrough in computer science is realizing that typos are bugs and not a new feature. 🤔 #RevolutionaryCodingInsights
https://tigerbeetle.com/blog/2026-02-16-index-count-offset-size/ #NamingThingsIsHard #ProgrammingHumor #TyposAreBugs #ComputerScience #InsightsInCoding #HackerNews #ngated
Index, Count, Offset, Size

Wherein we make progress towards solving one of the most vexing problems of Computer Science — naming things.