This week in D&D we:

- made sure our dubious cargo was secure (and fed)
- had a surprisingly uneventful journey back down the Sword Coast
- let our new friend Karl out of his crate
- decided he was (comparatively) trustworthy and relocated to the pub to hear his tale of woe
- spent the night in "The Rusty Seamus" (recently rebranded)
- travelled back to the town we had decided would reward us for... something?
- got into real estate
- decided we were going to build a tavern (initial name pitches: "The Brafford Arms", "The Medium Dragon")
- left Karl to oversee the above
- felt like we hadn't had a fight in a bit, took the cross-country route home
- immediately regretted it
- chased a pig in the night
- got Clever Girl'd by three more pigs
- hit a pig with enough damage to take down a small dragon; it didn't seem that fussed and retaliated with a blast of concussive force
- started to wonder if these were normal pigs

Next week on D&D: are they normal pigs though

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