jpAug 8, 2025
The Old Guard 2 is what happens when you hand immortality to people with the attention span of a TikTok goldfish. No stakes, no depth, just fights and vibes.
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There Can Be Only Dumb: The Old Guard 2

The Old Guard was a blatant Highlander ripoff, so it’s fitting that the sequel is this franchise’s The Quickening — a dimwitted, unnecessary, inexplicable mess that treats immortality like a driver…

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