Morning, all,

puppy-killer and evil lawn ornament Krusti Noem has been replaced as head of the Department of Homeland Insecurity by a #GOP Senator*, MarkWayne Mullin, who presumably inherits Noem's cos-play wardrobe (which was presumably paid for by U.S. taxpayers).

MarkWayne is not sure if #Trump is at war with Iran or Iraq, so don't expect any policy clarity on #ICEcoldKillers from Mullin.

#GOP #MAGA #USpol
#TyrantTrump #WarmongerInChief
#NoKings #Impeach45 #A25
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/05/trump-kristi-noem-homeland-security

I seem to have missed it... When exactly did the Empath-in-Chief lower the Stars & Stripes at the White House to half-staff to mark the murders of Renée Nicole Good and Alex Pretti?

President Donald Tantrump flew it at half-mast for the murder of Charlie Kirk, so I'm sure he must have done so for those other two victims of political violence too.

#Trump #ICEcoldKIllers #25A
#EvilGardenNoem #ICEBarbie
#BovineBovino #ICE #GOP #MAGA
#USpol #NoKings #TyrantTrump

Mr Bean to take on role of Cash Patel in the British remake of 'F.B.I. - The Federal Bureau of Ineptitude.'

Thinking about it - Donald Tantrump won't need to invoke the Insurrection Act across America in November.

He'll just send in #ICEcoldKillers; Black, Brown & Latino voters will not want to go outside to vote for fear of murder or abduction and postal votes will no longer be an alternative.

#SNL #LaddieGaga #Trump
#GOP #MAGA #25A #USpol
#TyrantTrump #NoKings #ICE
https://youtu.be/Ds6zGPIKRtI?si=ruwQmblfAZXf1NpC

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@paco/115965303643375393

"You can’t baton your way out of satire. You can’t gas a punchline. And you absolutely cannot maintain authority while tear-gassing people over a rubber dick."

Whatever happened to sticking flowers in their gun barrels...? 🫡

#Trump #GOP #MAGA #USpol
#TyrantTrump #EvilGardenNoem
#Noseferatu #ICE #ICEcoldKillers

Morning, all,

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen put 'Beast' Rabban on Arrakis to oppress its people so heavily that replacing him with Feyd-Rautha would seem like a release.

Sorry, I'll Read That Again...

President Donald Tantrump put 'Bovine' Bovino in charge of #ICEcoldKillers in Minnesota so that replacing him with Tom Homan would look like an actual relief from oppression.

Republicans, invoke the #25A (and show us the #EpsteinFiles).

#Trump #GOP #MAGA
#USpol #ICE #Noem
https://youtu.be/4cDXOYLsaF0?si=Za5GgYGr8LsXwBGd

Kudos to the postal worker who gave #ICE agents the bird...

Oh, and if you don't want #ICEcoldKillers to be compared to the Nazis' Gestapo, Gregory #BovineBovino (#ICEbarbie's Boss Bullshitter), don't design your own uniform tailored like Heinrich Himmler's.

#Trump #GOP #MAGA #USpol
https://youtu.be/m3otpjno0UQ?si=sI32zByF8KOs3dhR