This isn't an Onion article although it reads like one.

#ICE #deportations #humanmiseryprofit #humanmisery #notonion

Ice director wants to run deportations like ‘Amazon Prime for human beings’ | US immigration | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/09/ice-todd-lyons-deporation-amazon

Ice director wants to run deportations like ‘Amazon Prime for human beings’

Todd Lyons said he wanted US immigration agency to be ‘like a business’ in its deportation process

The Guardian
100,000 people including children in a mine with zero machinery. Sheer human power, paid at few dollars per day. 15,000 tunnels that collapse all the time. Children covered with sulphur dust from the nearby processing plant. This is how cobalt is mined in DRC. This cobalt, born in misery, powers all the smartphones, electric vehicles and other devices. The world refuses to see the truth. #CobaltMining #DRC #HumanMisery
This is a national disgrace. What a squalid little pit of #injustice this country has become after 12 years of #Tory delinquency. #fuelpoverty #equality #gtto #fbpe #humanmisery
Half a million vulnerable households miss out on help with energy bills https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/dec/02/half-a-million-vulnerable-households-miss-out-on-help-with-energy-bills?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
Half a million vulnerable households miss out on help with energy bills

Exclusive: Labour says ministers have been told repeatedly that people with prepayment meters are not getting enough support

The Guardian