Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #SilentSunday
9: #SteamDeck
8: #PhotoMonday
7: #このタグを見た人はカメラロールの中からなんでもいいので一枚写真を載せる見た人もやる
6: #Fotomontag
5: #読んだマンガも人間性に影響するらしいのであなたの人生のベスト10を教えて
4: #mastobada
3: #qatar
2: #howtomesswithneighbors
1: #monsterdon

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This hashtag is all in good fun I'm sure, but, we inherited the beef our neighbor had with the previous owner when we bought our house, through no action of our own.

She was actually did some of these things:

* Planted aggressive hops vines on our fence

* Piped all her roof runoff to our foundation -- including, we learned after she left, digging a fucking *trench* to a wet spot in our basement.

* Some other minor BS with trash and lawn stuff.

#HowToMessWithNeighbors

Ask them to cover for you if your parole officer comes by.

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Tell them all they’re allowed to know about you is you’re in the witness protection program.

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start a rumor their home is built on a sacred burial site and fill their above-ground pool with blood

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Finally tell them about the convenient secret tunnel connecting my basement to theirs

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Put you milkshake in their yard.

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Go door to door collecting nail clippings for charity

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