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*Convince one of their employees to let you into their house.

*(one of our neighbors is an ISP, now you can mess with all the neighbors by litteral proxy).

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Play political propaganda on a selfys-stick just behind their doorbell cam.

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If you live in half a house, slam the toilet lid and shout their name.

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This hashtag is all in good fun I'm sure, but, we inherited the beef our neighbor had with the previous owner when we bought our house, through no action of our own.

She was actually did some of these things:

* Planted aggressive hops vines on our fence

* Piped all her roof runoff to our foundation -- including, we learned after she left, digging a fucking *trench* to a wet spot in our basement.

* Some other minor BS with trash and lawn stuff.

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Set up a directional microphone in your garden and point it at next door's open upstairs window.

Connect this, with a five second delay, to a small PA system, also pointed at the open window.

Turn on when the next door's teenage son is playing FIFA.

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