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We Regret To Inform You Of Newest Biggest Problem In The World: Subway Turnstile Jumpers https://www.wonkette.com/we-regret-to-inform-you-of-newest-biggest-problem-in-the-world-subway-turnstile-jumpers

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We Regret To Inform You Of Newest Biggest Problem In The World: Subway Turnstile Jumpers

Shut up, it's a very serious issue!

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