#MunyaChawawa did a pretty good job in regards to #PrinceHarry 's book #Spare.
A moment of silence for the poor sound engineer of the audiobook...😅
My Gulfstream G650 jet is a necessity. Only peasants fly commercial.
It's just like kope luwak, except the coffee beans have been passed through the digestive systems of 13 year old female virgins.
Jeffrey used to love it.
Don't give me potato pancakes, topped with a 7.00$ jar of Cavier. AKA: Latkes.
Make sure it's topped with Purebred Beluga Caviar, which is only 7000$ for 8.75 oz.
I'm not a catfish, I know the difference. Did I mention I'm a catfish who dresses to nines, fake pearls & zirconium studded pumps.
Shoutouts to all the catfish!
This mustard is too yellow. Only peasants eat bright yellow mustard. Bring me fancy mustard!
Tonight's #HashItOut hashtag is... #HauteTake!
We're mocking one of the only group that is morally correct to mock: the rich.
#Toot your best slams against the wealthy and elite and be sure to include #HauteTake and #HashItOut so we can #boost your jokes!
Examples: "I never wear anything less than $1000 on my person" or "Oh so suddenly owning a Zambian emerald mind makes me an elite?" or "Wait, most people *can't* hire an executive chef?"
Enjoy!
Tanquist
Schadenfreude
Jason
Paul Bamford
Lisa
Chamomile Hangover
Paul Chambers🚧
Hash It Out