Tuchel wants an England ‘brotherhood’ as Rashford and Henderson return: football – live

Get Europa League reaction and news from Thomas Tuchel’s first England squad with our team of writers

the Guardian

@GatekeepKen
Ever notice how many washed up #HasBeens flock to #TheOrangeMenace for the chance to appear relevant again?

"Hulk Hogan, Chachi & Kid Rock walk into a bar... and hit their heads b/c they're too stupid to duck." 🤦‍♂️

Expend4bles (2023)

Armed with every weapon they can get their hands on and the skills to use them, The Expendables are the world’s last line of defense and the team that gets called when all other options are off the table. But new team members with new styles and tactics are going to give “new blood” a whole new meaning.

This is the funniest thing I have read so far today...

#InsignificantFascist
#FuckerCarlson
#HasBeens

"Tucker by Chadwick Moore sells just 3,227 copies in first week after publication on 1 August, Publishers Weekly figures reveal."

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2023/aug/15/tucker-carlson-biography-chadwick-moore

Much-hyped biography of Tucker Carlson struggles to sell

Tucker by Chadwick Moore sells just 3,227 copies in first week after publication on 1 August, Publishers Weekly figures reveal

The Guardian
As South Park turns 25 & starting their 25th Season, Trey Parker & Matt Stone prove once again, they've lost their touch & as long as they remain the richest in Animation, they don't care. Lampooning PC, anything left wing & being completely out of touch. The Libertarian Party. #hasbeen #hasbeens #satire #satirist #satirists #caricature #caricatures #popculture