RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116587919996608332

There's always that type. You know.... the type who bring out his harmonica. He's weird with his harmonica always at the ready.

Well.... wait until he sees you with your trombona harmonica. Who's going to be jealous then? He is because with your trombona harmonica you're going to be the weirdest of all!!!!

#harmonicas

RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116529881281562826

Brand new, they say? I sure hope it is brand new.

"Here's your harmonica."

"It is brand new?"

"No."

"Who used it?"

"A dog."

"But dogs don't know how to play the harmonica!"

"Oh, you don't want to know *how* that dog used it."

#dogs #harmonicas

The fall of the Harmonica Empire

#harmonicas #empires #HarmonicaEmpire