Your Autistic Life 
RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116529881281562826
Brand new, they say? I sure hope it is brand new.
"Here's your harmonica."
"It is brand new?"
"No."
"Who used it?"
"A dog."
"But dogs don't know how to play the harmonica!"
"Oh, you don't want to know *how* that dog used it."