#DadJokes #HappyEclipseDay

My brother loved cereal so much there was a worn area in his linoleum to the cupboard where he kept dozens of boxes of it.

He had his own path to Total-ity.

Today’s the day! We get to experience a solar eclipse. In my neighborhood we’ll see the moon block about 90-something percent of the sun. Where my step kids live, they will get to see a total eclipse. Here’s hoping the weather is clear for them and they will get to see it.

Channel 5 news in Boston was kind enough to give the start-peak-end times for both Boston (which isn’t where I live, but it’s close enough) and Burlington, VT (where the kids live) in one handy dandy infographic!

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The only question that remains is… are you ready for this? My wife and I sure are…

Now if the work day just takes it easy on us so that we can sneak outside for a couple of minutes to put those groovy eclipse glasses to work. Fingers crossed.

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I’ve never considered that some tattoo shop is doing tattoos for nazis, I just thought they were done by buddies with tattoo guns. I guess tattoo shop fires go into the category of my squirrel getting hit by a car theory, maybe that squirrel was a real asshole. As I said to a guy in a very rough bar…. Maybe he had it coming. #MondayMorningWisdom. #HappyEclipseDay