Ah, the elusive dream of zero heap allocation wrapped in the obscure magic of OxCaml—a language loved by three people and their pet camel 🐪. Because who doesn't want to parse HTTP/1.1 with a tool so #experimental that it might just parse your sanity instead? 🤯 The future of web servers is... secure? 🤔
https://github.com/avsm/httpz #zeroHeapAllocation #OxCaml #HTTP1_1 #webServers #HackerNews #ngated