Mastodawn

Ah, the elusive dream of zero heap allocation wrapped in the obscure magic of OxCaml—a language loved by three people and their pet camel 🐪. Because who doesn't want to parse HTTP/1.1 with a tool so #experimental that it might just parse your sanity instead? 🤯 The future of web servers is... secure? 🤔
https://github.com/avsm/httpz #zeroHeapAllocation #OxCaml #HTTP1_1 #webServers #HackerNews #ngated

Zero heap allocation HTTP server using OxCaml. v experimental! - avsm/httpz

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Httpz – Zero-Allocation HTTP/1.1 Parser for OxCaml

Zero heap allocation HTTP server using OxCaml. v experimental! - avsm/httpz

GitHub

In which The Economist talks about #OCaml, #OxCaml (!), and #JaneStreet:

It involves the use of an obscure, French programming language

The Economist

First world problems? 😄 #ocaml #oxcaml #fp

OxCaml: because why stick to a perfectly good language when you can #Frankenstein it with endless "fast-moving" extensions? 🤹‍♂️ Sure, #Jane #Street might call it "performance-oriented," but we're all just here for the #experimental circus! 🎪✨
https://oxcaml.org/ #OxCaml #Extensions #Circus #Performance #HackerNews #ngated

OxCaml - a set of extensions to the OCaml programming language.