Zeus on his way to NY to knock up another mortal woman.

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Heavy is the head that wears the laurel.

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So many good ideas in #monsterdon. Re do this movie with Arnold and Danny DeVito as Herc and Pretzie, directed by Wes Anderson.

OK, yeah, I realize that Arnold is too old to be hercules, so maybe he can play Zeus.

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It's true, Zeus really is easily manipulated by the people around him.

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And per my mom, also SHOULDN'T SAMSON'S HAIR BE LONG IF HE'S STRONG?

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What does SAMSON HAVE TO DO WITH THIS MOVIE?

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Screeching tires on grass are really selling it for me.

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Me: "Why are the mobsters driving a station wagon?"

My mom: "They're inCARnito."

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I just need to say the world clean and jerk record is 588 pounds.

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"Go see Pluto. I have a message for him"
"You want to tell me the message? Or you just gonna keep walking? Oh, ok. I guess we'll all keep wondering."

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