It's my Give the Australian Government The Shits day!! Of all the things my 45th birthday would bring, I was most looking forward to this...

In seriousness, please sign up for the National Cancer Screening Register if you are eligible. Please don't be like my mum, who ignored the poo kits for years and is in Stage 4 😢

#HappyBirthday #HBTM #NationalBowelCancerScreeningProgram #FuckCancer #BowelCancer

and I was born one dark gray morn, with music comin’ in my ears, in my ears

#hbtm