We made a #MockAd.

ANNOUNCER: Want to host a #nazi site online, but can't handle the #DDOS? You need…

CHLDREN (exclaim): CloudFlare!

CF: At #CloudFlare, the #FourthRicht is important to us. We have agents in datacenters across the world, collecting data so the #BlackSun can rise again.

C'LDRN: "CloudFlare!"

CF: Occupy? #Bitcoin? Ha! We take #grassrootsMovements and SEE they die with the #maximumEfficiency.

JINGLE: Helping nazis stay online, since 2009

CHLDN: C'Flare!!

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