anti #GnomeWar activists will tell you the gnomes are peaceful, but just look at those pointy hats. you're telling me those aren't made for battle??

Breaking: the gnomes have violated our pact of nonaggression by stationing their pointyhat warriors around our only source of Goop. the goop is vital to our economy, this is not only an attack on our livelihood but our way of life. #GnomeWar