Gee, why in the world was my heart rate up and down sitting at my desk today?
Oh, β€˜cos I’ve been taking my PM pills in the morning *and* evening for the last few days. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ #GettingOldFuckingSucks

sitting at the petrol station for over an hour on Friday night to get my hybrid washed

#KingShit #IKnowHowToParty #GettingOldFuckingSucks