I’m no Biologer, and I think I know what antibiotics and probiotics are…

But this “Prebiotic” balm has me thinking it is something built out of methane, hydrogen sulfide, carbon and sulfur dioxides…an early earth Pre-Cambrian assemblage of natures best building blocks?

At least it didn’t say it is a post-biotic!

#GeologyHumor barely #Biology #MarketThis #MakeGoodChoices #Today

How early is too early to begin boring a child with #geology ?

Asking for a 2 year old granddaughter.

#MakeGoodChoices #EarthScienceBestScience
#Rock #Stones #GeologyHumor

#WhatAGeologistSees

Calculus would say these “corners” converge on 90 degrees, no?

A #Geologist would look around the outcrop for a better peek into the third dimension…maybe more corners.

#GeologyHumor

#ScruffyTheGeoWonderDog has some tips for for general workflow and productivity…and noted the use of new #WordsVerbed that were previously nouns…of course weaponizing them for maximum utility.

If you have templated the content you regularly use it can help increase productivity and efficiency…and alleviate any potential templadation.

Don’t get stuck con-templating when you can be pro-templating!

#Today #Businessing #ProTips #K9BizPro #GeologyHumor

@Anthro @kzoneind somewhere between 1000 and 5000 #geologyhumor

Scruffy the Geo-WonderDog says…

“Float mapping is simple. You start at the bottom of the hill and walk upslope noting where the rock bits weathering out of the soil and regolith begin to wane. At the point where you no longer see any…your contact is close. Start digging!”

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#Today #Geology #GeologyHumor

Stukkie aan het lezen in #Gea over het langer worden van de dagen door de geologische tijd. Vraag ik me toch af of die dino's die 7 dagen extra verdeelden over de maanden. Misschien dat daarom de maanden niet allemaal meer 31 dagen hebben? 😀 #aardwetenschappen #geologyhumor #geology
students have used colours to map different parts of the rock units in the sub surface, eg. Green for a unit we call Aywaille formation.
Driving home, a traffic light turns green and a student shouts 'Aywaille!' #geologyhumor #geology #aardwetenschappen. Everybody safe back home.

#LegendsOfGeology

Dr. William Purdom, who founded the Geology Department at Southern Oregon State College (now SOU) was a mineralogist extraordinaire (still is) and a keen laboratory geologist.

Infamous for his “dozen white minerals” final exam and “yes, the axes of rotation displayed in the pear blocks is accurate” and espresso during the 8 hours of optical mineralogy labs a week…he was the prof who determined whether you stated in geology or plunked out and went for geography.

He taught some of the most critical make/break classes, and through his hard efforts, humor, and flawless teaching style, made you fall in love with the sport of geology.

His Rocks for Jocks/Shake and Bake course was a university favorite.

At its heyday, the department graduated about 10 very well instructed students per year…and that attention (especially in labs and fieldwork) well prepared us for careers in the discipline…with or without higher degrees.

#GeologyHumor #Geology #Rocks #Minerals

@townbanshee

What a geologist sees…

Illustration: Geology Block Diagram of Horst and Graben structures

#Geology #GeologyHumor