@Incognitim

On different timeline that'd have been gallows humor.

Now gather round while we read the modern folk tale, "The Deportation Of The Boy With His Finger In The Dike"

#GallowsHumor #GallowsHumour #USPol

We were at the fertility clinic yesterday for an IUI that was supposed to be an IVF cycle. We started coming up with the worst possible songs to play in a fertility clinic.

My leading candidates were 'Billie Jean' and 'You can't always get what you want'. Any other suggestions?

#infertility #music #GallowsHumour

@kurisu whatever they’re putting on the border with South Australia, they should look into that. It’s magic. #gallowshumour
@briankrebs Aww snap. Deep state just got deeper. The swamp is drained...into a deep hole in the ground under the White Power House. #gallowshumour #resist

I was sad to note the recent passing of fashion designer and icon Giorgio Armani. He was 91, though, so at least he didn't go prematurely.

I understand the funeral arrangements are that he is being buried in an *extremely* expensive casket, and once a year they will dig him up and replace it with that year's model.

#Armani #GiorgioArmani #fashion #funeral #casket #ConspicuousConsumption #GallowsHumour #designer

@Sustainable2050 Let's try rockets. That's it. Let's try rockets
#GallowsHumour

@RichardNairn @GottaLaff
#gallowsHumour
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy

#lifeOfBrianQuote

I can't separate truth from AI anymore.

I thought this was fake, but checked Lamy's site (Instagram) and it was a real post from Lamy pens.

#Lamy #True #AI #NotFake #GallowsHumour