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When on holiday didn't realise how much value the chalet had! #GeeseOfMastodon #geese

So, #Wildlife #sanctuary uses #Ikea big #blue #bags (The HONKHALT) to keep their #geese in a row.
Has anyone told their #bank about this #goose with the #golden #eggs trick yet?

Renée 🐔 🏡 🐝 🐈3h ago

Unsere Gänse gönnen sich eine kleine Abkühlung und baden. // Our geese are treating themselves to a little cool-down and taking a bath. #Foto #Fotografie #Gänse #photo #photography #geese

matt [newly self-hosted]3h ago

One downside from self-hosting an instance so far: I don't see enough of the network to work out why everyone is talking about #geese 👀

A-Dub 🥝14h ago

i have only helped crack a few eggs so far. 71 would be a definite improvement #goals #geese 🏳️‍⚧️

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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur 14h ago

@wilpercy
Dear Will,
Pleez don't do a search on the hashtag "goose."
It will probably just confuse you more.
This link is to a post that contains the essence of what this latest Fediverse meme is all about:
[ https://social.gyt.is/@gytisrepecka/statuses/01KVZGDDSHYWD6VYR7TA2WE48T ]
Tl;dr: One time at a corporate meeting there were several goose and golden egg-themed presentation slides on the theme of value-creation that contained mysterious numbers.
I, for one, suspect that the slide pack was Ai-generated, but don't yet have proof.
PS: Now that you've been informed, see if you can find moar slides from the pack and kindly laugh when you're moved by the memes to do so. A lot of geese have given their lives 4 our amusement.
https://social.gyt.is/@gytisrepecka/statuses/01KVZGDDSHYWD6VYR7TA2WE48T
#goose #geese #memes #value #GoldenEggs #Ai

Gytis Repečka (@[email protected])

[1 media attachment] SoftBank, Japanese multinational investment holding company, known for investing in technology companies, shares epic slides quickly becoming internet sensation :ablobcatpopcorn: Thanks to @dev for sharing :ablobcathappypaws: #goose #value #eggs #softbank #ppt

social.gyt.is

Led By Gilded Fools 16h ago

#goose #geese #BecomeUngovernable

Radio 1190 Playlist 20h ago

🎶 9:56am Au Pays du Cocaine by Geese from Getting Killed.
DJ Timmyx - Power Hour
#Geese #DJTimmyx #PowerHour #Radio1190 #KVCU

Jonathan Sambrook 22h ago

#geese #canals #Manchester

Molle Sjölander 1d ago

Eläin 3/3

I Sweden, we are overrun by canada geese (Branta canadensis), but Soumenlinna / Sveaborg was full of barnacle geese (Branta leucopsis) busy raising their babies. Soumenlinna was chock full of other impressive, important and interesting things, too. I'm so glad we went.

#barnaclegeese #geese #branta_leucopsis #gosling #soumenlinna #finland #triptych #pixelfedsweden