Llanion: Did you know that a standard 18-lb reference ham, dropped from orbit will hit with the same energy as a one ton block of steel moving at 56.774 miles per hour?
Everyone: Why.
Fuzz: Because Llanion
Llanion: Compulsively interested in everything at all times.
Quin: He just likes to ham it up sometimes.
Fuzz: Holy shit yall, it's 6:30. We should at least try to play D&D
Anna: I mean, I did try to get started but then Llanion started talking about putting a ham in orbit.
Anna: Orbital Kintetic Weaponry is now the message of the day. Because frankly Hot Steamy Noods needed to go away.
Pix: I was kind of on fire last time you guys, you know it
Fuzz: Why did I start this campaign?
Llanion: Not as on fire as Fuzz would have liked you to be.
This week on ADHD&D with the Slack of Many things...
The cast of characters:
Anna (Anh)
@pixplaysgames (Saoirse)
@achloryn (The DM)
@curlywench (Pippa)
John (Americ)
Quin (Priest)
@llanion (Six)
Hold on to your pants, because we're in fine form right now.
Bard: I'm hungry, let's get takeout while we walk back to (place), is there a noodle cart around here?
DM: There's definitely something like that.
Fighter: The noodle cart is called Ned's Noods
DM: No it isn't
Fighter: Pat's Pots. Ned's Noods.
Changeling: Hot steamy noods.
DM: I hate you.
"A little bit of scaling."
"Or as I believe you originally phrased it, 'A buff for you, because you are a moron.'"
"...well, yeah."
"Did everyone else see that too?"
"Yes."
"Yep."
"...no you didn't."
"I am not on a curious character, even though I am a VERY curious person."
"And how does that feel?"
"PAINFUL."
"Okay listen I can't hit the push-to-talk button with my elbow so this comes through? But I'm flipping off my mic with both hands as soon as I stop talking."
Anna
Sean
Achloryn