#Zoom.
"AI companion always shows on the home screen"
No, that's not a "Companion", that is an "Intrusive Nosey Shithead" who ignores polite, then fucking impolite, requests. One who demands attention even though I told them to fuck off to wherever they came from, and told them to do their village a favour and fuck off from there into the desert.
#FuckAmericanaFriday came early this week. What can I say? I am keen enough to do some pro-bono work.
LinkedIn 'reached out' to me today
Use 'called', 'mailed', 'yelled at', 'hit up', 'prodded', ... as the context demands. In #Bywong, you 'reach out' to get a fresh roll when you are caught unprepared by the cardboard cylinder. You 'reach out' to get a ticket at a shopping centre car park.
Fuck off LinkedIn, altogether and in all your constituent parts.
Fuck off 'reached out'.
Inspired by the common sense of Trump requiring full access to every thoughtcrime before I cross any USA border, and determined that as long as I live, and America is fascist, I want to lay down a solid bank of material.
It is #FuckAmericanaFriday
My duty today will be to report American influence in #Bywong culture, give the correct version and tell American brown nosers to #fuckoff.
Amo a Sam amat