#NationalButterDay
#FridayJokeoftheWeek
While making breakfast with the Dalai Lama, Pope Francis opens the margarine container and exclaims, “I see the face of Jesus in the spread!"
Shocked, the Dalai Lama replies, "Wow, I can't believe it's not Buddha.”
#NationalAreaCodeDay
#FridayJokeoftheWeek
Just had a telephone call from an unknown area code. It was a researcher asking for my opinion on wind turbines.
"Big fan", I replied.
#NationalSandwichDay
#FridayJokeoftheWeek
I wrote a rhyming song about a sandwich.
Well, it’s more of a wrap really.
#FridayJokeoftheWeek
#NationalNavyDay
The Norwegian Navy has started to put barcodes on their ships.
So they can scan da navy in.
Yeah. I’m sorry about this one.
#InternationalChefsDay
#FridayJokeoftheWeek
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because Australians usually boo meringue.
#NationalTrainYourBrainDay
#FridayJokeoftheWeek
Your Brain: Woah!
Me: You’re doing it right now.
Your Brain: I probably won’t do that.
Me: You have to read this dad joke backwards for it to make sense.
#NationalCoachesDay
#FridayJokeoftheWeek
My rowing team coach asked if I wanted to row on the right or on the left?
I said it doesn’t matter; right, left, either oar.
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