Working on next month's #FreeBSDJournal column.
'Don’t get me started on your car. Requiring everyone in the United States to borrow, purchase, or otherwise “acquire” a multi-ton kinetic energy weapon was bad enough, but add in separate computers for the brakes and the accelerator and the climate control and congratulations! You’ve built a Rolling Debacle. The only question is who gets debacled, you or bystanders. I would say “innocent bystanders” but nowadays everybody uses a computer so nobody is innocent.'