#FloofHistory (Epilogue)

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And thus concludes our brief floof history of the #HonoraryBuns who are part of the esteemed and much beloved #OrderOfTheShortEars.

Their bravery and bunheartedness continue to inspire to this day, and…

Erm, wait, what’s this?

What has just arrived at my feet….?

(To be continued)

#FloofHistory Part 10

Our most recent #OrderOfTheShortEars Inductee was a dear fluffy headed piggie named Petal 🌈! @PetalthePeeg

Petal 🌈 was nominated posthumously by @TuftyPiggies, with a laundry list of amazing bun qualities! These included a floofy bottom, a bun-esque creativity, loafability, and - get this - even an ability to time travel through a portal! Petal was inducted into the #OrderOfTheShortEars, where floofy friends sit heart to heart at the round salad table. ⚔️❤️❤️❤️

#FloofHistory Part 9

For those new to floof legends, today’s brief history lesson may surprise and delight!

The next inductee was a floof, but not of the piggie variety! Princess Hari, aka Haricot Vert (Green Bean) was nominated for being a friend to many floofs, even a sugar glider! This kitty loves her fruits and salad- especially kale and spinach.

And so dear Hari (after an ear measurement to ensure her ears were short enough!) was inducted, and joined her pals at the round salad table.⚔️🛡️❤️

#FloofHistory (An interlude before Part 9 tomorrow)

We’d be remiss if we didn’t mention dear Monty’s strolls and bunny hops, shown shortly after his induction into the #OrderOfTheShortEars!

He loves exploring! ❤️ @TuftyPiggies

#FloofHistory Part 8

Immediately after Barley’s induction, a prominent Monty Bum (Barley’s companion!) was presented for consideration as well. Following deeper examination of both height and spread, Monty’s behind was determined to have the ample roundness of a classic #BunnyButt.

Monty’s (@TuftyPiggies)nomination was accepted, and he was swiftly welcomed into the #OrderOfTheShortEars. 🤗💓

#FloofHistory Part 7

A shocking event occurred a short time after Dinah’s induction. Barley @TuftyPiggies presented a #GoldenBearBum in a pose resembling a bun flop! His glazed eye and ample behind sealed the deal, and dear Barley was inducted into the #OrderOfTheShortEars in short order, joining his comrades proudly! ⚔️

#FloofHistory ~An Interlude~ (Part 7 to be continued tomorrow)

Discussion of #OrderOfTheShortEars and their remarkable bun-like feats would not be complete without this masterful demonstration of a slow motion “footflick”, as demonstrated in this classic footage by Mr Bumble @TeamBumble!

#FloofHistory Part 6 (second part of two)

In a second video, Dinah displayed the most exceptional grooming of her front feet, very bunlike indeed! (Neville rudely interrupts her mani in the below video 😂)

And so Dinah was inducted into the #OrderOfTheShortEars in a formal ceremony, and joined her rightful place at the round (salad) table.
@Neville_dinah

#FloofHistory Part 6 (first part)

Not to be outdone, and already demonstrating #BunEnergy with her swiftness in the last video, two more compelling videos were provided to the review board. The first included Dinah’s head twisties, which certainly resemble the head twist before a bunny binky!

@Neville_dinah

#FloofHistory Part 5

Shortly thereafter, Neville @Neville_dinah astounded the floof community with some of the most exuberant and speedy hops ever seen in the below video footage (I apologize for the video quality!😉). Dinah, his dancing partner, is also seen in this video.

After a quick review of the authenticity of the video, Neville was swiftly inducted into the #OrderOfTheShortEars as an #HonoraryBun.